My hand was forced

The other day I was starting dinner in the kitchen and heard the kids giggling loudly in the backyard. I got curious and had a quick peak through the little window that looks through the office to the outside. I saw Mr.Blab standing in the middle of the room and assumed he was looking at the kids as well. That is until I saw he was actually staring in a slightly different direction. I followed his gaze and moved a bit, as the column was in my way and it was revealed the the TV was on. He was watching…”Bold and the Beautiful”.

Pause.

Now, if you dont hear from me after a few days, you know who needs to be questioned in regards to my disappearance.

Wish me luck.